"Starburst: Share Something Juicy"

First of all I must say, Starbursts suck! Okay, so they are my favorite candy, at least one of them; at least the pink (strawberry) ones are. But there are NEVER enough pinks in the bags. I honestly don't understand why they don't just sell bags of pinks.

Seriously, just look at this picture I found online (to the left). This was one of the only Starburst pictures and how many pinks do you see in there? ONE. One pink to a ratio of HOW MANY OTHERS?!


Anyway, a little while ago Mike bought a bag of these:
I ate almost all of the pinks. I thought there were still some in there but then this morning Mike told me he ate one pink and that it was the last one. I begged him to find me another so he dumpped out the bag and searched through them. Then he said, I found one! He held it in his hand and asked what I was going to do for it. I (jokingly) asked if he loved me and he said yes and I said to prove it. So he came over and as he opened his hand I expected to see of of these
little pink pretties. He started laughing and then opened his hand to reveal one of THESE yellow yuckies instead.

He then proceeded to tell me that there were no more pinks. I told him that was really mean and without much warning burst into tears. I could not stop crying. Mike felt SO bad and kept apologizing. I felt so bad for making him feel bad. Obviously I am a pregnant, emotional wreck. All I have to say is DON'T MESS WITH A PREGNANT LADY'S FOOD! Especially when she's hungry and craving something specific. Poor Mike.